About ‘You’ll Never Get to Heaven (Scouting Trad.)’ |
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Trad. (biography)
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Traditional Music of unknown author.
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Composition Info: | LYRICS: 1. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven on a boy scout’s knee ‘Cause a boy scout’s knee’s too knobbly. Refrain: 2. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in an old Ford car 3. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a ping pong ball 4. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a limousine 5. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet 6. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a Girl Scout’s arms 7. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a rocking chair 8. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a wicker chair 9. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a biscuit tin 10. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in an apple tree 11. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven on roller skates 12. You’ll never get to heaven in your girlfriend’s bra 13. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven on a Honda bike 14. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in our row boat 15. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in dirty jeans 16. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a Kleenex box 17. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven on a pair of skis 18. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in our Leader’s pants 19. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven on water skis 20. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven with powder and paint 21. Oh, you’ll never get to Heaven in a strapless gown 22. Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right 23. Oh one fine day, and it won’t be long 24. And if you get to heaven before I do 25. But if I get to heaven before you do 26. Well if I get to heaven, before you do 27. That’s all there is, there is no more 28. Oh there’s one more thing I forgot to tell 29. And that’s the end, St. Peter said |
Tempo Marking | Humorously, two in a bar h=c.80 |
Score Key | Eb major (Sounding Pitch) major (Alto Saxophone in Eb) |
Duration | 1:24 |
Time Signature | 4/4 |
Range | Bb4-Ab5 |
Number of Pages | 3 |